Friday, July 13, 2007

My favourite...

...sub-surface transport system in London has got to be the Underground, or "choob". It's a must for anyone who wants to travel around this great city by subway. Ignore all imitations! If someone offers you one of those free underground transport systems, just ignore them.

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Press Freedom

Press freedom - and then stand well back! Sometimes the freedom button is connected to the annihilation circuit. This is due to a change in wiring colour standards. If you are in any doubt, ask a grown-up to do it for you.

Monday, July 09, 2007

Birdcalls of Melrose Ave

Streep! Streep!
Streeeeep! Streep streep streep!
Bradpitt. Bradpitt.