Wednesday, May 22, 2002

Me and my bad credit - what am I thinking of? Me and my not-large-enough breasts - where do I get off? My and my overpriced Viagra-alike supply - am I crazy or what?
Issues to raise with Americans, when opportunities arise:
  • how can I best introduce my three-year-old to socialism?

  • do you hate the French more than we do, or does it just look that way?

  • where do you get your weather?

  • where will the successor world empire arise?
  • Cockle:

    A rising tide
    lifts all the pollutants
    further up the beach.