"Yes, here are plenty of attractions worth your while!"

Lovely description of Bergen.

The Fall's Mark E Smith has a side-project: as a positioning consultant. (Or "consultant-uh".)

You can't go to "Rainbows" until you're five. (And I think you're supposed to be a girl.) So I think I'll start a club called "Little Grey Clouds".

The uniform will be grey. You'll be encouraged to take your pre-schooler along, where they'll sit on the floor and cry and/or wee for an hour. The group's leader will be known as "Cumulo Nimbus".